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5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester
5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash
5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami
5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest
All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.Good. I’m glad I’m going there on Sunday lol
#i love that he’s adjusting the place setting as he says #it’s not just about teaching klaus manners #he’s like these god damn people don’t know a proper place setting either #who the fuck puts the napkin there #i am one elbow on the table away from killing you allThe tags. lol:dead:
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TFTA: Texts from the Avengers (pt. 4)
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Is this the greatest video in existence right now? I think so.
Oh look, it’s Darren Criss singing in Italian. Goodbye, ovaries. It was nice knowing you.
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Knghrfjgtgktghhh.
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